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It’s my brother’s birthday-with-a-0 at the end of the month. Last Big Birthday I got him, at his request, a lightly-used-but-latest-gen PlayStation and brand new copy of the Mass Effect trilogy. He never opened either. This time he’s getting vouchers. For some reason my entire family is cross at me for this.

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It’s my brother’s birthday-with-a-0 at the end of the month. Last Big Birthday I got him, at his request, a lightly-used-but-latest-gen PlayStation and brand new copy of the Mass Effect trilogy. He never opened either. This time he’s getting vouchers. For some reason my entire family is cross at me for this.

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@sarahdal I must remain there, for Employment Reasons, but my exposure to it is limited to work only. Also it’s AWFUL there.

Good luck with your training. The last one I was forced to go on was run by a guy who kept trying to explain memes, except he pronounced it ‘mee-mee’ for seven hours and did not read the room when the four of us, with a combined 40 years’ posting and content management experience, corrected him.

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@sarahdal I must remain there, for Employment Reasons, but my exposure to it is limited to work only. Also it’s AWFUL there.

Good luck with your training. The last one I was forced to go on was run by a guy who kept trying to explain memes, except he pronounced it ‘mee-mee’ for seven hours and did not read the room when the four of us, with a combined 40 years’ posting and content management experience, corrected him.

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Lunch was leftover garlic bread reheated with cheese and sriracha. I made a cake in the microwave for later. I’m wrapped in a quilt like a cape. I’ve got more productive work done this month than I’ve got done in any employed January ever. Freelancing life is either a massive high point or a massive low point and I cannot tell which.

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Lunch was leftover garlic bread reheated with cheese and sriracha. I made a cake in the microwave for later. I’m wrapped in a quilt like a cape. I’ve got more productive work done this month than I’ve got done in any employed January ever. Freelancing life is either a massive high point or a massive low point and I cannot tell which.

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@sarahdal It feels like tumblr has got even more ‘tumblr’ of late. Maybe I’m just old now.

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@sarahdal It feels like tumblr has got even more ‘tumblr’ of late. Maybe I’m just old now.

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A rather dramatic start to the day, as the multi socket I have my work setup plugged into started making a popping and hissing noise. I suspect the culprit was my 25-year-old lamp, but the whole socket now goes buzzcracklefizzzzz when you try to switch any of the five plugs on. Sigh.

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A rather dramatic start to the day, as the multi socket I have my work setup plugged into started making a popping and hissing noise. I suspect the culprit was my 25-year-old lamp, but the whole socket now goes buzzcracklefizzzzz when you try to switch any of the five plugs on. Sigh.

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@jonathanmatthews @sarahdal I also very vaguely remember ‘rooms’

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@jonathanmatthews @sarahdal I also very vaguely remember ‘rooms’

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I have to stay on Facebook for work. It annoys me. So for the past two or three years, I’ve just been blocking every single advert I am served (that isn’t something I’d *very* strongly want to know about). The barrel scrapings the advert bot is serving up now are wild.

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I have to stay on Facebook for work. It annoys me. So for the past two or three years, I’ve just been blocking every single advert I am served (that isn’t something I’d *very* strongly want to know about). The barrel scrapings the advert bot is serving up now are wild.

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Sigh, another Day Job Friday yelling at Wordpress.

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Sigh, another Day Job Friday yelling at Wordpress.

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@sarahdal I don’t know him, but sounds like a guy asking for an lesson in how to do his job to me! (your mileage may vary etc)

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@sarahdal I don’t know him, but sounds like a guy asking for an lesson in how to do his job to me! (your mileage may vary etc)

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@sarahdal ok, what part of ‘unsafe’ don’t they understand? 🤦🏼‍♀️

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@sarahdal ok, what part of ‘unsafe’ don’t they understand? 🤦🏼‍♀️

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@sarahdal I was very surprised!

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@sarahdal I was very surprised!

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CW: Eye contact, but it’s a screenshot of my character in a videogame. Also CW: me going on about video games again, I guess.

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Enjoying Cyberpunk 2077, a game in which good clothes and hair suit me, I can drive a really cool motorcycle, and I can make people do my bidding with Mind Computers.

(And some other stuff, but spoilers. Also I haven’t played the ending yet and have remained spoiler-free for three years so please don’t spoil it!)

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Enjoying Cyberpunk 2077, a game in which good clothes and hair suit me, I can drive a really cool motorcycle, and I can make people do my bidding with Mind Computers.

(And some other stuff, but spoilers. Also I haven’t played the ending yet and have remained spoiler-free for three years so please don’t spoil it!)

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A cyberpunk character with a blue mowhawk and garish futuristic clothing, staring into a bathroom mirror. 

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Did a quite-fast DayBrix!

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Did a quite-fast DayBrix!

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Literally just me noting I completed the daily game challenge in 17.5 seconds, which people do all the time, but I do not do all the time. 