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Recruiter just called me ‘young lady’ and I need a job badly enough that I didn’t hang up on him.

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Recruiter just called me ‘young lady’ and I need a job badly enough that I didn’t hang up on him.

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Categorising my laundry into ‘black T-shirts (theatre)’, ‘black T-shirts (not theatre)’ and ‘black T-shirts (pyjamas)’, in case anyone was wondering about how fun I am.

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Categorising my laundry into ‘black T-shirts (theatre)’, ‘black T-shirts (not theatre)’ and ‘black T-shirts (pyjamas)’, in case anyone was wondering about how fun I am.

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@jdiller @spbollin I didn’t know seatbelt extenders were a thing! That’s one worry out of the way. I haven’t booked the seats but also I am in a row with people who will put the seat arms up and relax about it.

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@jdiller @spbollin I didn’t know seatbelt extenders were a thing! That’s one worry out of the way. I haven’t booked the seats but also I am in a row with people who will put the seat arms up and relax about it.

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In a few months I have to do a long haul flight as a very fat person. Any and all travel tips (fat or thin) to make 18 hours’ travelling in economy more bearable are gratefully received.

#travel

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In a few months I have to do a long haul flight as a very fat person. Any and all travel tips (fat or thin) to make 18 hours’ travelling in economy more bearable are gratefully received.

#travel

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@Tattooed_Mummy@tooters.org ooh, we have a winner there.

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@Tattooed_Mummy@tooters.org ooh, we have a winner there.

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Xennials and elder millennials! Doing some theatre sound design. I need a song that screams ‘I am a teenage girl in the early 90s’. The director’s already rejected There She Goes as being ‘too upbeat’. Any suggestions?

(I was a teenage girl in the 90s, but I was a Happy Mondays, Prodigy, Human League variant)

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Xennials and elder millennials! Doing some theatre sound design. I need a song that screams ‘I am a teenage girl in the early 90s’. The director’s already rejected There She Goes as being ‘too upbeat’. Any suggestions?

(I was a teenage girl in the 90s, but I was a Happy Mondays, Prodigy, Human League variant)

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I’ve just resorted to using Google Earth to work out where the lost external water stopcock for the house is. Not sure if proud or embarrassed.

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I’ve just resorted to using Google Earth to work out where the lost external water stopcock for the house is. Not sure if proud or embarrassed.

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@Tattooed_mummy I’m Very Large, so possibly not the net shirt, but thank you, neons it is :)

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@Tattooed_mummy I’m Very Large, so possibly not the net shirt, but thank you, neons it is :)

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I have been invited to a birthday party this weekend. It is 80s fancy dress. I’ve been forbidden from ‘jeans and a Frankie Says Relax Tshirt’ for being low-effort.

Send suggestions/help?

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I have been invited to a birthday party this weekend. It is 80s fancy dress. I’ve been forbidden from ‘jeans and a Frankie Says Relax Tshirt’ for being low-effort.

Send suggestions/help?

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We’ve had a bloody rough couple of months (we’re ok, mostly) and @ThatMarkRoberts has made us the nicest dinner because I’m feeling poorly. It was so nice.

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We’ve had a bloody rough couple of months (we’re ok, mostly) and @ThatMarkRoberts has made us the nicest dinner because I’m feeling poorly. It was so nice.

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@adr I’m sad to leave this one. A rare combination of a perfect-fit whole team and very worthwhile work. I’d work there again, but this was only ever a fixed contract.

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@adr I’m sad to leave this one. A rare combination of a perfect-fit whole team and very worthwhile work. I’d work there again, but this was only ever a fixed contract.

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We got word this week that many of our contracts were not being renewed at the end of the month. I was expecting it, but several others were not.

The team deals with genomics and editorial work, and I may have just had a little cry at the mug they gave me.

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We got word this week that many of our contracts were not being renewed at the end of the month. I was expecting it, but several others were not.

The team deals with genomics and editorial work, and I may have just had a little cry at the mug they gave me.

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A mug, with a genomics motif saying “life is just one twist after another”

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@mattround [nods in Comms Freelancer]

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@mattround [nods in Comms Freelancer]

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@Fragglemuppet I’ve watched the first series but not the second (if it’s even out yet). It’s slightly more modern, but still Very Fraggley. I don’t like Mokey’s new hair but that’s very Old Woman Shouts At Cloud, it’s fine.

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@Fragglemuppet I’ve watched the first series but not the second (if it’s even out yet). It’s slightly more modern, but still Very Fraggley. I don’t like Mokey’s new hair but that’s very Old Woman Shouts At Cloud, it’s fine.

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Just discovered that mastodon hasn’t been sending me notifications for, like, weeks. Think it’s a problem my side. Aargh. Wasn’t ignoring everyone, sorry.

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Just discovered that mastodon hasn’t been sending me notifications for, like, weeks. Think it’s a problem my side. Aargh. Wasn’t ignoring everyone, sorry.

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Hey Mastodon friends, can anyone point me at resources/training/etc on good practice for
volunteer management?

#volunteering

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Hey Mastodon friends, can anyone point me at resources/training/etc on good practice for
volunteer management?

#volunteering

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@CoralineAda I know you have ‘no recording without consent’, but I would also add that participants should know in the meeting invitation if the meeting is to be recorded.

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@CoralineAda I know you have ‘no recording without consent’, but I would also add that participants should know in the meeting invitation if the meeting is to be recorded.

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Corporate Day Job is merging two different companies’ Sharepoints this week. Our team works exclusively in Sharepoint. I have logins to both Sharepoints. I’ve been kicked out of the ‘old’ one, which is now read-only anyway, and the login for the ‘new’ one doesn’t have any permissions for the same sites until the 19th. Due to annual leave and sickness, I’m the only one on my team in the office all week. Send more coffee.

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Corporate Day Job is merging two different companies’ Sharepoints this week. Our team works exclusively in Sharepoint. I have logins to both Sharepoints. I’ve been kicked out of the ‘old’ one, which is now read-only anyway, and the login for the ‘new’ one doesn’t have any permissions for the same sites until the 19th. Due to annual leave and sickness, I’m the only one on my team in the office all week. Send more coffee.